Jennifer: Hi. I'm Jennifer. Future prom queen. I'm going to pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang [pulls out switchblade.] I'll cut you.
Becca: This is biology. Why are we reading The Vampire Diaries?
Edward: In the eighties, coke was all the rage. The ninties, grunge. Now it's the era of vampires. It's just super trendy.