Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Movie Quote Quiz

Graham: I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love the person that they're attracted to, and that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love.

Ann: So, all these are... are interviews, huh?
Graham: Uh, yes.
Ann: Can we watch one?
Graham: No, I'd - uh, no.
Ann: Why not?
Graham: Well, I... promised each of the subjects that no-one would see the videotapes except for me.
Ann: What are the interviews about?
Graham: The interviews are about sex.

Ann: That's beautiful... That's really beautiful.

Ann: Being happy isn't all that great. I mean... the last time I was... really happy... I got really fat.

Graham: Do you have orgasms?
Ann: I don't think so. I mean, I guess, since I'm not sure, that I've never had one.

Ann: Did he touch you?
Cynthia: No.
Ann: Did you touch him?
Cynthia: No.
Ann: Did anybody touch anybody?
Cynthia: Well... yes.
Ann: Don't tell me... don't tell me... don't tell me. You didn't.
Cynthia: I did.
Ann: You didn't.
Cynthia: I did.
Ann: You didn't.
Cynthia: I did.

Barfly: OK, now, you're wearing blue, I'm wearing blue. Is this some sort of weird coincidence?
Ann: I don't think so.
Barfly: I think it's something more.
Ann: Do you live here?
Barfly: No. I'm just passing through.

Ann: What did you think?
Graham: I thought about what you would look like having an orgasm.
Ann: I'd like to know what I look like havin' an orgasm.

Ann: You can't possibly trust him. He's perverted.

Barfly: This is too much. I'm wearing red, you're wearing red. That's quite a coincidence.
Ann: Look, I'm married.
Barfly: Really? Are you very married?
Ann: Married enough.
Barfly: Oh. Oh. I see. Well, that shouldn't stop us.
Ann: I'm just here to see my sister. OK?
Barfly: Oh, really? Who's your sister?.. Is she married?

Ann: I want out of this marriage.
John Mullany: What?
Ann: I. Want. Out. Of. This. Marriage..

Graham: One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes.

Ann: Well, what did he ask exactly?
Cynthia: Well, I don't want to tell you exactly.
Ann: You let a total stranger record your sexual life on videotape, but you won't tell your own sister?
Cynthia: Apparently.

Ann: I think that um... I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do.

Graham: So, I don't... I don't understand, uh, what made you want to come here. I can't imagine Ann painted a very flattering portrait of me.
Cynthia: Yeah, well, see, um, I don't really listen to Ann when it comes to men. I mean, look at John, for Christ's sake.

Ann: You know, my therapist.
Graham: You're in therapy?
Ann: Aren't you?

Ann: Nothing's what I thought it was. John's a bastard. Let's make a videotape.
Graham: No, I... ahem... I don't think that's a good idea.
Ann: Why not?
Graham: Because I don't think it's a choice that you'd make in a normal frame of mind.
Ann: And what would you know about a normal frame of mind?

Ann: I want to know why you are the way you are.
Graham: And I'm telling you it's not any one thing that I can point to and say "That's why!" It doesn't work that way with people who have problems, Ann, it's not that neat, it's not hat tidy! It's not a series of little boxes that you can line up and count. Things just don't happen that way.

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