Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.
Ray: Don't make me light my butt!
Prince Naveen: Lawrence! Glad to see you're finally getting into the music. Do you get my joke? Because your head is, it's in the tuba.
Mama Odie: Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.
Ray: What's up?
Prince Naveen: I love her. Tiana is my Evangeline.
Mama Odie: JuJu! Why didn't you tell me my gumbo was burning? I have to do everything around here.
Ray: Run, girl! ruunnn.
Ray: Don't make me light my butt.
Young Charlotte: I would do it. I would kiss a frog. I would kiss a hundred frogs if I could marry a prince and be a princess.
Louis: You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou?
Ray: Pretty sure.
Ray: Just follow the bouncing butts.
Dr. Facilier: Fun fact about voodoo, Larry: can't conjure a thing for myself.
Mama Odie: Gumbo, gumbo, in the pot! We need a princess. what you GOT?
Mama Odie: Good to see you again, Ray. How's your Grandmama?
Ray: Oh, she fine, although she got into a little trouble for flashing the neighbors again.
Mama Odie: Ooh! I like that gal's spunk.
Lawrence: Sire! I've been looking for you everywhere.
Prince Naveen: What a coincidence, Lawrence. I've been avoiding you everywhere.
Travis: But, Miss Charlotte, you said later two hours ago.
Charlotte: Travis, when a woman says later, she really means not ever. Now run along, there are plenty of fillies dying for you to waltz them into a stupor. Gimme those napkins, quick.
Tiana: What for?
Charlotte: I swear I'm sweating like a sinner in church.
Dr. Facilier: Transformation central! Reformation central! Transmogrification central.
Tiana: Congratulations on being voted King of the Mardi Gras parade.
'Big Daddy' La Bouff: Caught me completely by surprise... for the fifth year in a row.