Madame Truska: Why can't you just get a cell phone?
Larten Crepsley: Because vampires don't need cellphones.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.
Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?
Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.