Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Movie Quote Quiz

Madame Truska: Why can't you just get a cell phone?
Larten Crepsley: Because vampires don't need cellphones.

Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.

Mr. Shan: College! Job! Family! And one day, if you're really lucky, you'll be standing here yelling at a teenager of your own.

Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?

Larten Crepsley: Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.

More movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.