Rich Little's head: And now to grace us with its rendition of the national anthem, please welcome what is left of the Dixie Chicks after their tragic matter transporter accident.
Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.
Bender: Calm down, Leela. You can vent tonight on your blog.
King of Wipe Castle: What the? You're not made of Tuesday.