Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Lynne Margulies: So, you just pretend to be an asshole.
Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass?
George Shapiro: Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?
Tony Clifton: I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass.
George Shapiro: Your material doesn't exactly transfer to film.
Andy Kaufman: Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.