Mrs. Kennsinger: Welcome to the game.
Jed: Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason what-so-ever.
Dr. Jed Hill: I'm the new guy around here and I want to make friends, so I'll say this to you and we'll start fresh. If you don't like my jokes, don't laugh. If you have a medical opinion, then please speak up and speak up loud. But if you ever again tell me or my surgical staff that we're going to lose a patient, I'm gonna take out your lungs with a fuckin' ice cream scoop. Do you understand me?
Andy Safian: You want something done right, dammit, you call a teacher.
Tracy: Ask God how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open.