Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.
Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
Veck Sims: It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?
Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!