Albus Dumbledore: Take my arm. That was fun. Most people vomit their first time.
Dumbledore: Oh, to be young, and to feel love's keen sting.
Hermione: Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.
Ron: [Talking about Lavender] All she wants to do is snog me. My lips are getting chapped. Look!
Harry: I'll take your word for it.
Hagrid: Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes I reckon. They unnerve some folk.
Harry: Not to mention the pincers.
Arthur Weasley: Times like these, dark times, they do funny things to people. They can tear them apart.
Harry Potter: Professor, you knew Voldemort. You were his teacher. What was he like?
Horace Slughorn: Dumbledore put you up to this, didn't he?
Albus Dumbledore: Once again, I must ask too much of you Harry.
Harry Potter: Did you know, sir? Then?
Albus Dumbledore: Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.
Albus Dumbledore: You must be wondering why I brought you here.
Harry Potter: Actually sir, after all these years I just sort of go with it.