Bender: Here's your Gutenberg Bible, master. Plus the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt.
Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!
Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?
Bender: Hasta la vista, meatbag!
Nudar: You've got no code, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!
Bender: You know it's funny...
Bender: Your wiener. [laughs.].
Al Gore: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... One gallon of gas!
Lars: Hello, everyone who isn't Leela. And a special hello to everyone else.
Amy Wong: Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now.
Zoidberg: Yes... Now.
Leela: What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?
Fry: It was bound to be somewhere!
Al Gore: Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows!