Luke: It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?
Jude: The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.
Luke: People disappear all of the time.
Jude: Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.
Paulie: We've got to call the police. They'll understand.
Luke: Sure they would. Grad student kills war hero with a knife. You'll probably just get a ticket.