Kelly Scott: [On the phone.] Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
Hector Cyr: You are a saucy flirt.
Hector Cyr: She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
Kelly Scott: I never had sex with you!
Hector Cyr: I'm horrible in bed. They never remember.
Kelly Scott: I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!
Mrs Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?
Mrs Bickerman: You're all cocksuckers! I knew at first. I just didn't wanna say it.
Hector Cyr: I could probably cut him down, but there's this odd look of mayhem on his upside-down face.
Deputy Sharon Gare: Seems like we're getting lower.
Hector Cyr: That's what happens when I land.
Kelly Scott: Stop throwing heads at me!
Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim in salt water.
Hector Cyr: Yeah, well, that'll be your little secret.
Sheriff Hank Keough: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.
Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.
Hector: [Holding up a severed toe.] Is this the man that was killed?
Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... Taller.
Mrs. Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it.
Hector: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated.
