Hot Rod

Hot Rod (2007)

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Newswoman: The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza and took a nap.

Kevin Powell: It's bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.

Rico: I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

Rico: I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day.

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Of course.
Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist but correct. I'll see you later.

Dave: He's going in circles.

Rod Kimble: I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.

Rod Kimble: You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death.

Dave: Oh, man, he hit his ass with a parking cone! Nice.

Continuity mistake: When Rod is submerged in water and nearly drowns, the rest of the team pull him out unconscious. After he regains consciousness, the dolphin necklace around his neck changes position multiple times - it is dangling at the back, then it is on his left, then his right. (00:22:35)

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