The Simpsons Movie
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Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." And there's only one answer when somebody says that.
Marge Simpson: OK Homie, I'm with ya.
Homer: Thank you my sweetheart.
Bart Simpson: Mom?
Marge: Yes honey?
Bart: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertiliser salesman!

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Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge! Isn't it great being married to somebody who's recklessly impulsive?
Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.

4

Homer: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

3

Lisa: I haven't seen you in school.
Colin: Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.
Lisa: Is he...
Colin: He's not Bono.
Lisa: I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...
Colin: He's NOT Bono.

3

Marge: You have to go out there, face that mob and apologize for what you did.
Homer: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: [offscreen.] No we won't! We just want Homer!
Homer: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Abe: [offscreen.] I'm part of the mob!

2

Lisa: Wait, wait, wait, it looks like Maggie has something to say.
Marge: Oh my God, her first word!
Maggie: Sequel?

1

EPA official: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
Russ Cargill: Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.

1

Tom Hanks: Hi, I'm Tom Hanks. The government lost its credibility and is borrowing some of mine.

1

Lisa: Dad, do something!
[Homer flips through the Bible.]
Homer: This book doesn't have any answers!

1

Marge: Something happened to Grandpa!
Homer: I'll tell you what happened. A certain someone had a senior moment, but we love him, and he got us a free rug out of it.

1

Marge: What's the point of going to church every Sunday if someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right Grandpa?
Grandpa: I want bananas on my waffles!

1

Homer: I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: The girls might see my doodles.

1

Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can see on TV for free.

1

Eddie: Hey kid, I know no one likes to wear clothes in public, but you know, it's the law.

1

Flanders: Would you look at that. You can see the four borders of Springfield; Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.

1

Cheif Wiggums: Sorry, no dumping in the lake.
Fat Tony: Fine. I'll just take my yard trimmings into a car compacter. [Walks away.]
Eddie: Sir, I think there was a dead body in there.
Cheif Wiggums: Yeah, I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings'. You gotta learn to listen.

1

Ned Flanders: Uh, Homer? I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders.
Bart Simpson: Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
Homer Simpson: Well said, boy!

1

Marge Simpson: Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
Bart Simpson: [drunk.] I'm troubled!

1

Bart Simpson: Dad! It's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch the fish!
Homer Simpson: If you love fish like I do, you want them to die with dignity!

1

Bart Simpson: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life *so far*.

1

Continuity mistake: When Maggie does her disappearing act through the sinkhole, and Marge rushes to get Homer, the wooden porch swing is directly in front of the window, with its top beam as high as the top of the window. When Homer says, "This dome can play tricks on you," note the door and window behind Marge, because the swing is now gone. (00:31:10)

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Trivia: One of the film's chief sponsors was Burger King. Several Burger King restaurants were rechristened "Krustyburger" during the film's run.

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Question: It says in Guinness world records 2013 that one of the scenes parodies Star Wars. Which scene?

Answer: It's at the end of both The Simpsons Movie and Return of the Jedi, during the celebrations, and it's not actually a scene parody. At the end of The Simpsons Movie, when Homer and Bart show up and the crowd gathers around them, we see Carl happily shaking his fist, and after Bart's dog shows up, when it cuts to the wideshot we see Carl raising his arm way up (as if he were showing something zooming up to the sky). At the end of Return of the Jedi, after Lando hugs Chewie, we see Lando shaking his fist in the background, and then in closeup raising his arm way up as he's explaining to Chewie what happened.

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