Joe Versus the Volcano
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Angelica: So, what did you do before you signed on with Daddy?
Joe Banks: I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company.
Angelica: Oh, I have no response to that.

Mr. Waturi: But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?

Patricia: Yes! I love you. I can feel my heart. I feel like I'm going crazy. You just can't die and leave me here in this stinking earth without you.

Patricia: I wonder where we'll end up?
Joe Banks: Away from the things of man, my love. Away from the things of man.

Waponis Chief: We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.

Joe Banks: I have less than six months to live. The Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island is going to sink into the ocean. They have this mineral your father wants so he hired me to leap into their volcano.
Patricia: What?
Joe Banks: You're not going to make me say that again, are you?

Patricia: You're afraid of the commitment? You're gonna have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds.

Patricia: My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.

Angelica: You must be tired.
Joe Banks: I don't mind talking.
Angelica: Well, I do! This is one of those typical conversations where we're all open and sharing our innermost thoughts and it's all bullshit and a lie and it doesn't cost you anything.

Marshall: You're coming into focus, kid.

Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix.
Joe Banks: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe.
Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.

Angelica: You're in a rotten mood.
Patricia: It's the sunshine. Gets me down.

DeDe: Hi Joe, what's with the shoe?
Joe Banks: I'm losing my sole.
DeDe: Yeah.

Joe Banks: I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us.

Joe Banks: I've never been to L.A. before.
Angelica: What do you think?
Joe Banks: It looks fake. I like it.

Samuel Harvey Graynamore: Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kemosabe.

Joe Banks: I saw the moon when we where out there on the ocean. Shinning down on everything. I've been miserable for so long. Years of my life wasted. For you. Been a long time comin' here to met you. A long time, on a crooked road.

Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Joe Banks: Sure.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
Joe Banks: Ok.
Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.

Patricia: I'm soul sick.

Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?
Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall: So you got no clothes.

Continuity mistake: When DeDe walks into Joe's apartment at the end of their date, she places her handbag on the floor a few steps across from the door. When she comes back in to get the bag because she forgot it after she leaves, she reaches for the bag just inside the door.

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