Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
Chazz: Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
Stranz Van Waldenberg: It's over. All the endorsements, everything gone. Oh my God, I can't get a real job; it'll kill me!
Katie Van Waldenberg: Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed.
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.
Jimmy: I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.
Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.