Corey Taft: Don't make assumptions about the talent. Don't assume the talent can hear well.
Lane Iverson: You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.
Martin Gibb: All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.
Mary Pat Hooligan: Dying is easy. Playing a lesbian is hard.
Pam Campanella: What does a producer do?
Whitney Taylor Brown: Well, as... as my assistant Lincoln can tell you, there's a lot of telephone calls and... you know, lots of getting out the wallet. And paying for sometimes ridiculous things, like... like snacks.
Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them.
Corey Taft: Question: Do I look like I have Indian blood?
Pam Campanella: Not at a.
Corey Taft: Question: Would it surprise you to learn that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?
Pam Campanella: It woul.
Corey Taft: Question: Would it astound you to learn that here on the set, I am Corey Taft, but when I'm at home, I'm Jo-Jo?