Let's Go to Prison

Let's Go to Prison (2006)

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John Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.

Nelson Biederman IV: It's okay to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.

Nelson Biederman IV: What's on the menu today, good sir?
Cafeteria Worker: That's meat...that ain't meat.
Nelson Biederman IV: ...ain't meat.

Stripper: Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink? How about a fancy beer? 15 bucks for a lap dance.
John Lyshitski: Yeah, I'm not that horny. I just got out of prison.

John Lyshitski: Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

John Lyshitski: We should be cellmates. I don't snore, and I'm a quiet masturbator. Hell, I'll even give you the top bunk.

Barry: If you lie to me I cut your genitalia and put it in shoe box.

Visible crew/equipment: At the end of the movie you see the three friends in the car driving away, there is a sunset and on his face is a shadow of a camera.

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