Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
Steven Johnson: I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.
Mathew Collins: It's a wonder there are any crocs left.
Jacob Krieg: You may be grateful for my skills. You're after a maneater.
Mathew Collins: There are more than enough human beings on this planet. The crocodile is exceptional. A creature of far greater value.
Jacob Krieg: You don't seem stupid, so you must be insane.
Steven Johnson: I hate fucking africa.
Steven Johnson: I feel like a pork chop on Queen Latifah's dinner plate.