Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.
Vanessa: You are going to rot in hell.
Victoria: I vacation there.
Judge Ephriam: You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I'll take prison for 200, Alex.
Ruby: Take me outside, I want to see my family.
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone?
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no.
May: Love is many things. It's varied. One thing it is not and can never be is unsure.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I told you, you don't know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer.
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Aunt Ruby's 96 years old, she needs to see her family.