Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Andy Sachs: Same Andy, better clothes.
Nate: I like the old clothes.
Nate: Why do women need so many bags?
Lilly: Shut up.
Nate: You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done.
Doug: Fashion is not about utility. An accessory is merely a piece of iconography used to express individual identity.
Lilly: Oh! And it's pretty.
Doug: That too.
Miranda Priestly: And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread. Not wonderful yet.
Emily: This is her, the new me.
Serena: I thought you were kidding.
Emily: I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a red hot poker, you should've said no.
Emily: You don't deserve them, I mean you eat carbs, for Chrissake.
Miranda Priestly: By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
Emily: A million girls would kill for this job.
Christian Thompson: You're a vision.
Miranda Priestly: Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?
Nigel: Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more poly-blend where that came from.
Andy Sachs: Learned a lot. In the end though, I kind of screwed it up.
Editor: I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl. Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself... saying that of all the assistants she's ever had... you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot. You must have done something right.