Half Baked

Half Baked (1998)

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Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch.

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah.

Thurgood Jenkins: I've heard people say you don't get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, really high. We was to' up.

Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee.

The Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it's August.
The Guy on the Couch: Really?

Brian: You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace.
Thurgood Jenkins: Obviously you missed the whole point of that story, Brian.

Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?

Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
Thurgood Jenkins: Who the fuck told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.

Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.

Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first ni**a to die from a crossbow.

Kenny: No. no. no! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love.

Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Detective: Hey! You paying attention?
Brian: No.

Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.

Continuity mistake: In the scene when Scarface is suggesting that they sell marijuana to raise the money to get Kenny out of jail, Thurgood picks up and bites a piece of pizza. He then sits on the back of the couch and the slice of pizza appears in his other hand twice.

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Trivia: You will notice that the three main characters wear the same basic colors of their work uniforms throughout the whole movie: Thurogood=blue, Scarface=red and yellow, Brian=something tye-dyed.

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