Inger Lisa Andersen: Mr. Craig, I hope you'll forgive me but in matters of sex, compared to the average Scandinavian you would be considered a mere amateur.
Andrew Craig: Miss Andersen will you marry me?
Inger Lisa Andersen: We have a saying in Sweden. Why settle for one dish when there's smorgasbord.
Count Bertil Jacobsson: Can you smile, Mr. Craig?
Andrew Craig: Yes, if you say something funny.
Andrew Craig: May I say that my eyes are large enough to hold two beautiful women?
Inger Lisa Andersen: I thought icebergs never melt.
Andrew Craig: I thought Sweden was neutral.