The Producers

The Producers (2005)

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Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?

Max Bialystock: We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?

Leo Bloom: Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, police man and very friendly Cherokee Indian.

Roger De Bris: This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us.
Carmen Ghia: Oh, Roger, what alliteration.
Roger De Bris: Thank you, darling.

Leo Bloom: Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've mistaken me for someone with a spine.

Ulla: My name is Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson Tallen Hallen Swadon Swanson.
Max Bialystock: What is your first name?
Ulla: Oh that was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name?
Max Bialystock: We don't have the time.

Leo Bloom: Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I've never felt this way before. It's like a volcano erupting inside of me... like hot lava rising higher and higher and - What is that, Max? What is it?
Max Bialystock: It's called an erection. It's either that or malaria.

Judge: And who might you be, my dear?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge: You're HIS wife?
Ulla: He wouldn't do it unless we got married.
Judge: What a schmuck.

Franz Liebkind: Stand still! How can I shoot you if you keep moving.

Franz Liebkind: That is not how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band.

Leo Bloom: Mr. Marks, you were right about one thing. You are a CPA. A Certified Public ASS-HOLE.

Franz Liebkind: The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was butch.

Leo Bloom: We might have a position for you.
Max Bialystock: As a matter of fact, we might have several positions for you.

Roger De Bris: Quick darling, back in the closet.

Continuity mistake: When Leo and Max first meet, Max throws water on Leo. When Leo leaves the office his shirt is magically dry.

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Trivia: Mel Brooks "composed" the music for the Broadway show (which would go on to become this movie) by humming tunes into a tape recorder. Someone who was musically literate would then write it down on staff paper.

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