Pygar: An angel does not make love, an angel is love.
The Great Tyrant: The Mathmos has created this bubble to protect itself from your innocence.
The Great Tyrant: You are so good you made the Mathmos vomit.
The Great Tyrant: Hello, pretty pretty.
Barbarella: Hello.
The Great Tyrant: Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty.
Barbarella: My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella.
Durand-Durand: I'll do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies! Wait until I get my devices.
Durand-Durand: Come on, come on! Stop stalling.
Barbarella: I'm trying to find the keyhole.
Barbarella: Listen you kids, untie me or I'll call your parents.
The Great Tyrant: Why don't you give him a mouth-to-mouth?
Barbarella: I have a better idea.
Dildano: Are you typical of Earth women?
Barbarella: I'm about average.
Barbarella: What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
Barbarella: Pygar! What does that say?
Pygar: "Chamber of Ultimate Solution."
Barbarella: I don't like the sound of that.
Barbarella: Make love? But no-one's done that for hundreds of centuries.
Answer: You say that Barbarella was beyond lame-it was totally atrociously bad and ludicrous. It was released in autumn 1968, when I was 12, and too young to see it at the cinema. I finally got to see Barbarella when I was 18 and it was shown late one night on television. I wholly concur: I thought it was totally, atrociously bad and ludicrous, and my opinion has not changed since.
Rob Halliday