The Lonely Guy

The Lonely Guy (1984)

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Larry Hubbard: How long were you and Marty married?
Iris: Oh, not long. I found out he was having an affair with a ballet dancer.
Larry Hubbard: A dancer. Now this may sound silly, but by any chance that dancer wasn't named Danielle?
Iris: No, no. Raul.

Larry Hubbard: Did you ever try, like, maybe swooping if over? You know how some guys grow their hair real long and then swoop it over. You can do a lot like that. You can get a pompadour and everything.
Warren Evans: My hair doesn't grow long enough to swoop it over. Besides, I think when you see a guy with his hair swooped over, you know he's doing it to cover up something.
Larry Hubbard: Yeah, if a guy has a lot of hair, he's not gonna swoop it over.

Larry Hubbard: Iris, how old are you?
Iris: Thirty.
Larry Hubbard: And you've had six husbands?
Iris: That's a lot, isn't it?
Larry Hubbard: No, no, not really. When you think about it, it's just one every five years.

Larry Hubbard: I mean, this is really getting drastic. I don't have anything in my place, I just left with a suitcase. I lost my comb. This morning, I had to brush my hair with my toothbrush. I mean, I cleaned it out really good so I feel more comfortable, but it takes about twenty minutes. Does it look okay?
Warren Evans: No, it looks good, I was just thinking about how good it looks.
Larry Hubbard: I think it looks good... I should get a comb.

Warren Evans: My girl Melanie just left me.
Larry Hubbard: What'd she leave you for?
Warren Evans: She came home last night, found some guy robbing her apartment. They just hit it off.
Larry Hubbard: Gee, that sounds tough.
Warren Evans: It was tough. It's probably for the best. She's really started to let herself go. Drank a lot, never bathed, fat.
Larry Hubbard: Hey, don't worry. You'll meet another girl.
Warren Evans: Not like Melanie.

Larry Hubbard: What'd you have for lunch?
Warren Evans: Toast.
Larry Hubbard: White?
Warren Evans: Rye.
Larry Hubbard: Good?
Warren Evans: Yeah.
Larry Hubbard: Sounds good.

Warren Evans: I remember after I saw Rocky, I ran out in the park jogging, shadow boxing. Some guy came up to me and punched me right in the face.

Larry Hubbard: I just wanted to meet anybody.
Allison the Bride: I know. It can be rough. Did you try a fern?
Larry Hubbard: Yeah.
Allison the Bride: Did you try a dog?
Larry Hubbard: Yeah, but they don't seem to really help that much.

Warren Evans: I don't like to take naps. I don't like to wake up more than once a day. 'Cause when I first wake up I get that shock of who I am and everything. I... I really don't like to do that more than once a day.
Larry Hubbard: Ya.

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