Amy: I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.
Mrs. Peatree: Annie,.
Mrs. Peatree: Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on - What's that movie with Jodie? And the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?
Madeline: Silence of the lambs.
Mrs. Peatree: You're the lamb, Amy.
Scud: I am the God of bingo.
Dominique: You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.
Mrs. Peatree: Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke?"Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
Amy: I was doing research.
Mrs. Peatree: I'll bet.
Lucy: Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.
Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet: You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.