Sam Fuller: Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.
Joel: People care about people who care about themselves.
Gracie Hart: Wake up and smell the iced vente decaf caramel macchiato.
Gracie Hart: Cheryl would never refer to her ass as her booty! Cheryl would never refer to her ass, period! She calls it her "popo".
Gracie Hart: People may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people.
Tobin: Whatever happened to World Peace?
Gracie Hart: It comes and goes.
Gracie Hart: I wish you wouldn?t kiss my watch. It?s not water resistant.