Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.
Dabu: You don't even have to say it, I already know... Don't give me no damn gun! You know what I'm gonna do with it.
Darryl: What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.
Steven Tyler: Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.