Near Dark
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Severen: Cut the shit. I know you're awake. I can smell it.

Caleb Colton: Can I have a bite?
Mae: Bite?
Caleb Colton: I'm just dyin' for a cone.
Mae: Dyin'?

Severen: I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved.

Jesse: I taught Severen everything he knew, but not everything I know.

Loy Colton: Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir.

Sarah Colton: Boy, you people sure stay up late.
Severen: We keep odd hours.

Caleb Colton: Sure was some kiss.

Caleb Colton: You didn't get me a beer, did you?
Caleb's Friend: You're gonna have to support your own bad habits.

Bartender: What you people want?
Jesse: Just a couple more minutes of your time, about the same duration as the rest of your life.

Severen: Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

Severen: I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Severen.
Homer: And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you.

Caleb Colton: I sure haven't met any girls like you.
Mae: No. No, you sure haven't.

Severen: Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?

Mae: The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?
Caleb Colton: Yeah. Why?
Mae: Because I'll still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years.

Caleb Colton: Who you out here with?
Mae: Friends.
Caleb Colton: Boyfriend?
Mae: Friends.

Visible crew/equipment: When Caleb punches the driver guy in the bar, the guy (who has now been replaced by a stuntman) goes flying backwards and lands on the pool table. When this happens, a wire can be seen on the stuntman, pulling him back and guiding his movement.

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