Bedazzled

Bedazzled (1967)

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Stanley Moon: Well, I suppose Lust and Gluttony really have to be rather near the bathroom.

George Spiggott: In the words of Marcel Proust - and this applies to any woman in the world: If you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is, that they're coming out with, 'til ten minutes past four in the morning... you're in.

George Spiggott: Very well, Mister Moon! In order to prove that I am indeed the Unholy One, a Frobisher and Gleason raspberry-flavored ice lolly shall be yours - in a trice.

George Spiggott: Good evening. I couldn't help noticing that you were making an unsuccessful suicide bid.

George Spiggott: It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

Insp. Reg Clarke: Can you remember your exact last words to him?
Margaret Spencer: I think it was "Wimpy Burgers twice, 1 MR, 1 well, heavy on the onions."

George Spiggott: Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in the neck.

George Spiggott: You see, a soul's rather like your appendix: totally expendable.

George Spiggott: You realise that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

George Spiggott: Don't let me interfere with your doing away with yourself.

George Spiggott: Just putting a tiny little ventilation hole in this oil tanker.

George Spiggott: There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas... I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.

George Spiggott: What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.

George Spiggott: This is the club room. Quite nicely decorated and painted - early Hitler.

George Spiggott: The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

Visible crew/equipment: After Lucifer talks to God and doesn't know what is happening and Saint Peter comes to escort him out they get into a discussion why he failed the entrance examination, you can see a reflection in glass between the camera and Lucifer and a man who does not appear to be St. Peter. (Maybe director Stanley Donen?) (01:39:25)

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Question: In many reviews I've read of this film, folks say that, at the end, it is revealed that the bet between God and Satan for the first to reach 100 billion souls was all a joke by God on the devil. I have seen this film five times and never once (even after reading these things) did I hear/see anything that even remotely indicated that the contest was a joke. Can someone please fill me in on this?

Answer: It's a joke because the souls already belong to God. It's mentioned during the jail scene. So the question is irrelevant, as God already has well over 100 billion souls in any case, and the devil can't gain them back.

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