Ross: Do you shave your balls?
Ross: You know what the best thing is? I'm not hooked... I could stop at any time.
Escort: What are you looking at?
Nikki: Your fucking whore bitch face, bitch.
The Cook: It's not what the pussy can do for you, it's what you can do for the pussy.
Ross: Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for.
Doctor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Spider Mike: Frisbee, Frisbee, sex and travel, man. I told you to sex and fucking travel, right? Take a fucking hike, you understand?
Ross: You guys should really open a window in here.
The Cook: Nice titties. Small ass.
Nikki: Fuckin' fuckface fucker.