Hilary Faye: Well, if it isn't the heathens.
Cassandra: Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch!
Lillian: I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Mary: Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
Pastor Skip: Patrick, this is not a gray area.
Patrick: Dad, it's all a gray area.
Pastor Skip: THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!