The Stepford Wives
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Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house fraus.

Joanna Eberhart: If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong.

Carol Van Sant: I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe. I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

Mary Ann Stavros: I'm sorry. I just can't waste my spare moments on something like that.
Joanna Eberhart: But you do go out sometimes don't you?
Mary Ann Stavros: Go out? Of course I go out. I'm out now, aren't I?

Dale Coba: It's nothing like you imagine, just a, another stage. Think about it like that, and there's nothing to it.
Joanna Eberhart: Why?
Dale Coba: Why? Because we can.

Patricia Cornell: Oh, Frank you're the best, you're the champ, you're the master....

Bobbie Markowe: I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't want to squeeze the goddamn Charmin.

Charmaine Wimperis: I don't think that, uh, Ed ever loved me. I mean, uh, he married me because I looked right and it made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife to look like I look. God knows he's given me things, I... I'm not complaining on that score, but... uh... he never loved me.

Bobbie Markowe: Two things I always carry: Tampax and Ring Dings. And I don't even wanna think what that means.

Bobbie Markowe: If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress, I'm sticking my head right in the oven.

Bobbie Markowe: I think there's something in the water that turns us into house-fraus.

Continuity mistake: As the old man sits sketching Joanna's face it changes between shots, from a nearly full face to just half. (00:33:00 - 00:33:30)

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