Eli: Learn to like it.
Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.
Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now, for the final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.
Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.
Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?