Michael Jackson: My arm! My arm.
Mother: My son is alive? Who the fuck did I kill?
Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again.
Dr. Animal: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
Dr. Animal: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?
Dwarf Guard: Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal.
Joe: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?
Antonio: The tension was so thick, and the music so pretentious, they knew they must be getting close.
Antonio: "Alone, on a private plane, Agent Joe finally decides" oh no, wait, wait, forget it... sorry, this scene was cut.
Antonio: This is not a motel called "Cemetery." This is a cemetery called "Motel."
Dr. Animal: What are you most afraid of?
Dr. Animal: Good answer.
Antonio: I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves."
Jane: What did you say your name was?
Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
Jane: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
Jane: I could tell.