Bottle Rocket (1996)

Dr. Nichols: Hey Anthony, don't try to save everybody, okay?

Bob: He looks at me and says, "Bob, just because you're a fuckup doesn't mean you're not my brother."

Anthony: You told, you told your friend Bernice I'm some kind of jet pilot?
Grace: What was I supposed to say, they stuck you in an insane asylum?
Anthony: It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion.
Grace: Exhaustion?
Anthony: Yes, exhaustion.
Grace: You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?

Stacy Sinclair: Wow, you're really complicated.
Anthony: I try not to be.

Dignan: It was... It was - it's landscaping, not just mowing.
Anthony: Hey man, don't listen to that guy.
Dignan: I don't know, sometimes I... I mean I'm not always as confident as I look.
Anthony: Did you see what he had on?
Dignan: Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Dignan: How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?

Bob to Dignan and Anthony: Can I get you guys something to drink?
Dignan: Uh yeah, I'll have a Tom Collins.

Dignan: Little kids are really cute. She is a cute little kid.

Dignan: Who'd you get to do that? Did you bribe a janitor?

Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from?
Inez: Paraguay.

Dignan: So is Mr. Henry coming to se me or.
Anthony: Well, I don't think so Dignan. He actually robbed Bob's house.
Dignan: You're kidding! Wow. I almost robbed that place myself.

Anthony: I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate.

Bob: I'm paying attention.
Dignan: Goddamnit! Your not paying attention if you're messin' around with the gun.

Anthony: Why aren't you over there right now?
Dignan: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.

Anthony: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
Dignan: Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.

Dignan: I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.

Abe Henry: How's the water? How's the water?

Dignan: They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.

Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
Bob: No, that didn't offend me.
Abe Henry: Good.

Dignan: What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didn't think about that, did you. In the end it's easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.