Judy Benjamin: What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody! Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night?
Pvt. Wanda Winter: Just keep marching, Benjamin.
Judy Benjamin: My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I wanna wear my sandals... I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be normal again.
Judy Benjamin: Henri, you are a shmuck.
Judy Benjamin: Has anybody ever died from basic?
Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.
Sgt. L.C. Ross: Everybody up! Everybody, Benjamin.
Judy Benjamin: Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift! Go check out the bathroom, it's fabulous.
Capt. Doreen Lewis: If Patton were alive, he would slap your face.
Sgt. L.C. Ross: Beware, there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some are ert.
Judy Benjamin: Don't bad French artists have telephones?