Dr. Jim McKeever: ...and what a culture can't assimilate, it destroys.
Peter Sandza: I killed her. I knew I would, the first time I said "Hello."
Mother Nuckells: I'd say I'm pretty sound, considering the ravages o' time. For instance, I don't have the use of any more than one of my limbs or vital organs. Good thing the Lord God Jehovah built in so many spare parts.
Vivian Nuckells: I told you we should have moved to Melrose Park! Harry, this wouldn't be happening if we moved to Melrose Park.
Peter Sandza: Mother Nuckells, I'd appreciate it if you didn't untie 'em until after "MASH" is over.
Mother Nuckells: "MASH"? I won't untie 'em until after "Sunrise Semester."