Alan Mordecai: Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad?
Shad: Do I look like I follow politics?
Nico: What are you, nuts?
Shad: Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish.
Malcolm Moldowsky: I am the Congressman's right hand.
Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man.
Erin Grant: Well, up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.