Tony: Aah! Hey, what are ya, some kind of a freak?
Pathologist: Some nights there's so much farting and belching in here, it's like being in a ballpark.
Marie: You dress like a pimp and talk like a goon. What makes you news?
Joe: You lost a lot of blood. Are you sure you don't need more?
Marie: Don't worry. You're not my type.
News Photographer: Let's go! Move it.
Joe: What's the rush?
News Photographer: Macelli's car smashed into a gas station in Shadyside.
Joe: What was the meat wagon doing up there?
News Photographer: Macelli was driving.