Betty Hapschatt: Look at that, Bert Schnik's dancing! Bert can see.
Judge Oliver Wright: Macabre, isn't it? The blind leading the blind.
Janet Majors: I need some young blood, I need some young blood. I need it now.
Betty Hapschatt: Oh, Ralph.
Ralph Hapschatt: Yeah?
Betty Hapschatt: Shove IT.
'Rest Home' Ricky: Legs like mine were meant for dancin'. Oh, look what I did to my Id.
Frankie: Cheerleaders: They call us the goody goody two shoes/ We're here to cheer you with the good news/ That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N/ That's ten out of ten.
Brad Majors: You're a dead-end, dead-beat, nowhere mister with a kisser like a Mississippi alligator's sister.
Brad Majors: To Farley: I'm as sane as you are! Saner.
Cosmo: To Audience: And he was only with us for one day.
Oscar Drill: I spent a lifetime on deposit, and that's a long time in the closet. And when you say to me 'How was it?' it was hard taking that heart-breaking godforsaken route. But now I'm b-b-breaking out.