Valerie: As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.
Candy: Have a mental margarita.
Mac: Are we limp and hard to manage?
Candy: If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals.
Valerie: You know, I think she might be right.
Candy: Grab the bleach, she's seen the light.