Two Weeks Notice

Two Weeks Notice (2002)


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Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material.

George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?

George Wade: Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler.

June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade: Pokémon?

Lucy Kelson: Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
George Wade: Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass.

Tony: All men are pawns when it comes to women.

George Wade: I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

George Wade: If you have to go, just... go.
Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car.
George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: People just don't go in Volvos.
George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who went on the front seat.
George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget.

Meryl Brooks: I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again.

Lucy Kelson: What did I tell you that defines an emergency?
George Wade: A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?
Lucy Kelson: Death! And you're not dead.

Lucy Kelson: Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit.

George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle.

George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.

Continuity mistake: After the argument in the coffee room following the stapler fight you can see that, when Hugh leaves, the stapler is by the coffee pot next to where Hugh was standing, although Sandra had already taken it to the other side of the counter (where you also see it in the last shot of the scene). (01:21:35)

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Trivia: In the opening scene, a harmonica can be heard playing. Director Marc Lawrence is the one playing, although he insisted on being credited as 'Blind Lemon Lipschitz'.

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