Heavyweights
Movie Quote Quiz

Tony Perkis: Hey! Who wants to be on T.V. hhmm? That's Kenny the Camera Man, HEY there, kenny.

Tony Perkis: Did you ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up the hill? When he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the Sun. You're all like Icarus.

Lars: I'm feeling skinny Tony.

Tony Perkis: Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

MVP camper: Here take it... take it.

Tony Perkis: Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth.

Tony Perkis: All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle Tony.

Tony Perkis: Kiss the ground, joker-boy.
Josh: Hey, would you get your foot off my back?
Tony Perkis: Shut up.

Lars: Huh very fat I see.

Tony Perkis: First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.

Josh: The candy belongs to... Seymour Butts.
Tony Perkis: Seymour Butts? Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? Who's Seymour Butts?
Josh: Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony.

Lars: Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.

Tony Perkis: Come 'ere, you devil log.

Pat Finley: Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here?
Roy: Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

Tony Perkis: Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?

Tony Perkis: Attention campers the topic for tonight's discussion is, "Liposuction: Option or Obsession."

Pat Finley: Did you talk to child services?
Julie: Yeah, they said they'd like to come out and investigate but they can't come for two weeks.
Pat Finley: That's too long. Tim, what did your lawyer say?
Tim: He said it's dicey, we don't have any hard evidence.
Pat Finley: Hard evidence? Tony's hard evidence, just look at the guy.
Tim: It's what the lawyer said.

Audio problem: When Josh is telling Ben Stiller that the candy belongs to Seymour Butts, his lips don't match the words he's saying. In the next shot, Ben Stiller responds, and his lips don't match the words he's saying either.

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Trivia: Both Ben Stiller's parents are in this movie. They are the former owners of the fat camp.

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