Kaylee: In order to get what we need, we are talking complete physical and psychoemotional breakdown, people! I want to see a broken man. I'm talking like, "Oh, I just threw a baseball through your window" broken. Snap him like a twig! Squeeze him like a bug! I want you to turn him into mincemeat! And I don't even know what mincemeat is! I want him to scream for his mommy! WAH! WAH! Mommy, mommy, mommy! Do you hear me, people? Do you read me? Cause I don't really think you understand!
Jason: I think they read you.
Kaylee: Fair enough.
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
Brett: Bet you wish you still had your skateboard, huh Shepherd?
Jason: Let's see, fully developed brain, skateboard. I think I'll take the brain.
Brett: But I have your skateboard.
Frank: I've got some R rated dialogue for you, but I'm gonna keep it PG!