Waiting for Guffman
Movie Quote Quiz

Gwen Fabin-Blunt - Councilwoman: Being a Fabin is not always easy. Umm, I can certainly understand how the Kennedys feel.

Corky St. Clair: Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.

Libby Mae Brown: What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people... I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.

Ron Albertson: We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.

Clifford Wooley: I had a... hankerin' to be an actor when I was a young feller when I got out of the Coast Guard, but I... I went to taxidermy school instead... well, I took a correspondence course.

Steve Stark, Councilman: He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There's only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that's Barbra Streisand.

Glenn Welsch: Blaine is the stool capital of the world.

Ron Albertson: Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.

Dr. Pearl: I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this.

Libby Mae Brown: I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.

Ron Albertson: If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.

Corky St. Clair: ...'cause you people are bastard people.

Corky St. Clair: Well, then, I just hate you... and I hate your... ass... face.

Corky St. Clair: People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.

Ron Albertson: You know, in China they'll kill a monkey at the table and split its head open and eat the brains right out of it.

Corky St. Clair: What the city council did was really... give me a challenge, and it's a challenge that I am going to... accept. It's like in the olden days, in the... days of France, when men would slap each other with their gloves... say, y'know... "D'Artagnan! " y'know, "how dare you talk to me like that, you!," and... smack 'em.

Sheila: He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.

Libby Mae Brown: I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen.

Corky St. Clair: It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.

Mrs. Pearl: We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.

Factual error: Although the movie supposedly takes place in Blaine, Missouri, you can see Texas flags in certain shots. The movie was filmed in Texas.

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