Officer Allen: We're looking for the man with the hands.
Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.
Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!
Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
Peg Boggs: The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.