Jack: The universe provides.
Jodi Chang: The universe provides a boat?
Jack: And a blue tarp! C'mon.
Miguel: The BLM man gave me permission to kill anything that represented a danger to my cattle. El lobo, el coyote, and el Graboid.
Burt: A lifetime of preparation, and I end up a refugee?
Jodi Chang: Well, we discovered it right? Just like the other ones. We should name it... how about buttlauncher?
Burt: And THAT'S why we're at the top of the food chain.