Raymond Hasek: My dad always said my head was hard as a rock. He broke his hand on it twice.
Fay: Sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it. Because if we actually felt how much we love them, it would kill us. That doesn't make you a bad person. It just means your heart's too big.
Raymond Hasek: Please marry me, Bev. Because I'm shit without you.
Beverly: Oh how romantic... a marriage proposal that contains the word "shit."
Beverly: You want my permission to use a small amount of heroine forever?
Beverly: We're supposed to be a team right?
Jason - Age 8: No! You're supposed to be the mother, and I'm supposed to be the kid.
Amelia: We're young, we deserve to be young. We deserve to be young together.
Beverly: I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.
Jason - Age 8: I'm the only kid I know that has to cook dinner.
Beverly: Well, I'm the only mom I know with shoes that talk to people.
Fay: Okay, pretend that I'm your parents, say what your gonna say.
Beverly: Okay, Mom, Pop?
Beverly: I don't know how to say this.
Beverly: I'm pregnant.
Fay: My daughter's a tramp! My daughter's a tramp! You're 15 years old, how could you do this to me? Why don't you just take my gun. Take my gun and shoot me in the head with it tramp! I wish that you were never born! How was that?
Lizard: You can't handle a kid if you don't have anything you can take away.